Puppy dog eyes
Wayne: yahhh, *laughs* I look good in my fedoraaaa.. goooood kus-
Birdman: Weezehhh, Weezeh, where you at?
Wayne: what deddyyy? i’m in the mirror deddyyy
Birdman: mirror? pleighboi…. mirr-pleghboi, what you got on pleighboi?
Wayne: it’s my fedora deddyyyy
Birdman: fedorrahhh? fedorahh pleig- *smack* we don’t wear dat fuckin shit in YMCMB
Wayne: *crying* aghhh deddyyyyyyyy, why you hit me deddyyyy??
Birdman: nah call Drake and yal clean dis fuckin rumm pleighboi, fuckin bitch
james deen. that’s all.
The best at pussy eating.he really is, like consistently in just about every scene he does shit like this.
jesus.
Not sorryOkay wow
i want to fuck him so bad man
female doms are just hot as male doms. unf
Report Card by Soulja Boy better than everthing John Lennon ever did in his whole life.
(Source: babytitty)
Alice Wetterlund’s best waxing story.

