Nicki Kills

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underwhelmed:

spiralingsidewayz:

anxietyfarm:

wickedpissahyall:

themarke:

Let’s Play A Game

(Goldfish, Crisco, and frying pan. Rope, shovel, and bleach)

A baseball bat, Tucks Medicated Hemorrhoid Pads and Duct Tape.

Parmesan cheese, a bottle of rubber cement, and a furby.

A can of compressed air, a can of whip cream and a baby rattle.

Peanut Butter, a sack of marbles, and a funnel

Kitchen tongs, hamster food, and a roll of paper towels.

Ping pong balls, cooking spray, a giant tarp

baseball bat, frying pan, fishing bait.

A stroller, twine and lighter fluid

Vagisil, Super Glue, and a disposable camera

Duct Tape, Vaseline, Lighter Fluid.

salsa, anal lube, laxatives

Cheater! no lube.

Twilight, fake fangs, and duct tape.

BUT I LIKE LUBE! I do watevah I wont!

Hahaha…fine, um…

screws, yogurt, the bible 

Hair removal wax, a golf club, and a watermelon

I laughed the entire time.

But 

Night vision goggles, a disposable cell phone and and an intimate massager.

Rope, Turkey Baster, and a baby onsie.

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   car battery charger,

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    Sleeping pills Applesauce Barbie doll

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    Paul they said no condoms.Carrots, Vaseline, and a Justin Bieber poster.

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    Lighter fluid, a vibrating ring, and a cucumber

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    cooking oil, slip n slide, lighter

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    Rifle with ammo, ski mask, and energy drinks

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    a pick ax, a set of pad locks, and a bikini

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    pregnancy test wire coat hanger pain killers

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    Large box of english tea Rat poison Tea party invitations.

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    The cashiers must get training for just such events. I secretly think they are all robots.

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    lubricant(the sex kind), childs baby doll(the kind that crys), squash(see example)

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    Shovel, antidepressents and a riffle

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    Biggest bag of candy I can find Needled Marinade Injector Antifreeze

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    My Answer: Body Glitter Crossbow Twilight My Mom’s answer: Duct Tape Tarp Hacksaw My brother said: Drill Extension Cord...

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