Let’s Play A Game
(Goldfish, Crisco, and frying pan. Rope, shovel, and bleach)
A baseball bat, Tucks Medicated Hemorrhoid Pads and Duct Tape.
Parmesan cheese, a bottle of rubber cement, and a furby.
A can of compressed air, a can of whip cream and a baby rattle.
Peanut Butter, a sack of marbles, and a funnel
Kitchen tongs, hamster food, and a roll of paper towels.
Ping pong balls, cooking spray, a giant tarp
baseball bat, frying pan, fishing bait.
A stroller, twine and lighter fluid
Vagisil, Super Glue, and a disposable camera
Duct Tape, Vaseline, Lighter Fluid.
salsa, anal lube, laxatives
Cheater! no lube.
Twilight, fake fangs, and duct tape.
BUT I LIKE LUBE! I do watevah I wont!
screws, yogurt, the bible
Hair removal wax, a golf club, and a watermelon
I laughed the entire time.
Night vision goggles, a disposable cell phone and and an intimate massager.
Rope, Turkey Baster, and a baby onsie.1,517 notes
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